What is Ebola? Ebola soup? Is it chicken noodle? Lentil? It's nothing of sorts. Ebola is a deadly disease that is wiping out nations whole. Two days ago, Turkey surrendered to Mother Nature's final goodbye party. We interviewed one Turkish man, Dugyu Ahmet. He compared the outbreak to someone over cooking his döner kabab. "I can't believe Ebola has taken my dog from me, I was going to trade him for two goats", said the young Ahmet. Such a poor, poor tragedy for Turkey indeed.
"Ebola is nothing shy of serious. "We only have a year at max before it destroys the world in it's entirety", scientist Tony Crow claims.
3 things we know about Ebola
1) It's not a soup
2) We only have a year to live, so do whatever it is that you've always wanted to do. (Quit your job, learn Turkish, sky dive without a parachute, etc. The possibilities are endless.)
3) A dog in Turkey is worth two goats.
In conclusion, Ebola is not a laughing matter. This is something that needs to be taken seriously. So please take the proper precautions we listed above (it's there look) and everything will be fine.
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